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Meaning of picture:
I’m wildly influenced and motivated by the aesthetics of my environment and Simon Bailly’s retrofuture art style is a near perfect aesthetic.
People say I look like:
Aaron Taylor-Johnson (or at least that’s what my coworkers said when I asked [I had to Google him])
When I call in “sick,” I’m really:
Sick. I would never fake an illness in order to stay in bed watching movies all day. Literally have never done that before…
Quit hockey and moved back to sunny Southern California.
Try to stop passing off existentially charged and self deprecating commentary about my own existence as jokes.
Trying to find meaning in life while dealing with the banal repetition of day in, day out tasks. Oh no, I did it again…
Favorite pickup line:
Pointing to an empty part of the room and saying “My friend over there thinks you’re cute” and proceeding to indiscriminately sprint to the spot you were pointing at.
Interstellar, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Django Unchained. Picking one isn’t happening.
My parents always nag me about:
Leaving my lights on. It’s a bad habit. I’m working on it.
“The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” – Albert Camus