Meaning of picture:
People say I look like:
When I call in “sick,” I’m really:
In bed because I was out too late.
Benched 2 plates.
Travel to Asia soon.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Favorite pickup line:
Is your name Ariel? Because it looks like mer-maid for each other.
Guardians of the Galaxy
My parents always nag me about:
Sleeping too late.
“If you’re not first, you’re last.”