Meaning of picture:
Best memories.

People say I look like:
Jeremy Lin

When I call in “sick,” I’m really:
In bed because I was out too late.

I finally:
Benched 2 plates.

I will:
Travel to Asia soon.

Favorite joke:
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Favorite pickup line:
Is your name Ariel? Because it looks like mer-maid for each other.

Favorite Movie:
Guardians of the Galaxy

My parents always nag me about:
Sleeping too late.

Favorite Quote:
“If you’re not first, you’re last.”