Our Team

Our Team of Consultants is an eclectic cornucopia of marketers — mothers and fathers, husbands  and wives, college grads and MBA’s, surfers, church-goers, athletes, comedians (and some who think they are comedians) and musicians. Our common bond is that we like to help people succeed.

Click the images below to get to know each of us a little better. We’re all so good looking that we decided not to use head-shots. It would be unfair to our competitors. Seriously, you’d fall in love with us at first sight. We’d get sued for monopolizing the industry.

Abby R.

Meaning of picture
Pretty view.

People say I look like
identical to my mom or my sister… but no one says they look alike.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
in bed snoozing my alarm.

I finally
have a cubicle and loving every moment of it.

I will
have visited all 7 continents in my lifetime. 

Favorite joke
What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.

Favorite pickup line
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re soda-licious.

Favorite Movie
Stardust (It’s on Netflix.)

My parents always nag me about
not calling enough.

Favorite Quote
“I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live.” -Oscar Wilde

Alana L.

Meaning of picture
South Coast Plaza on the horse ranch – a perfect combination!

People say I look like
A pretty version of my brother.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
Shopping at South Coast Plaza, snowboarding, or at the beach with my husband and dog.

I finally
Have a dog, and I will never not have a dog again!

I will
Own a horse ranch in Colorado.

Favorite joke
A man told his friend: “My wife only has two complaints: nothing to wear and not enough closet space.”

Favorite pickup line
In my personal experience, the best pick up line is the one not said.

Favorite Movie
Caddyshack (comedy), The Count of Monte Cristo (drama), North Shore (cult classic).

My parents always nag me about
There is not enough room on this website to list everything my Mom nags me about. The list is infinite and growing daily!

Favorite Quote
“How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.” – Coco Chanel

Brandon C.

Meaning of picture
My escape.

People say I look like
Jesse MetCalfe.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
just golfing.

I finally
learned how to play spades.

I will
go to Bologna in the next 5 years.

Favorite joke
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese.

Favorite pickup line
Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.

Favorite Movie
The Big Lebowski

My parents always nag me about
calling them more often.

Favorite Quote
“The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running.”

Cal H.

Meaning of picture
I took this picture looking up at a cliff at the most famous black sand beach in Iceland; I love traveling and exploring nature and taking photos along the way, so this trip was definitely a dream come true (sadly tho it was too cloudy to see the Northern Lights, so I will be going back soon to try again).

People say I look like
my dad when he was my age (and they’re definitely right)

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
watching a movie at the closest theater.

I finally
went to China!

I will
stop going back and forth and just get that tattoo I’ve wanted since 2015.

Favorite joke
Ask me if I’m a tree.

Favorite pickup line
My name is Cal, but you can call me… anytime.

Favorite Movie
Yikes, this is tough…The Princess Bride, Oceans 11 (2001), Casablanca, Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban, MEAN GIRLS (yeah seriously), Pixar’s Up & The Incredibles, Star Wars (Empire Strikes Back and The Force Awakens), Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Baby Driver, Guardians of the Galaxy, Captain America: Civil War, The Dark Knight, The Avengers, Toy Story 3, & Singing in the Rain… just to name a few.

My parents always nag me about
Budgeting (I am bad at it).

Favorite Quote

“When peace like a river attendeth my way,

When sorrows like sea billows roll,

Whatever my lot,

You have taught me to say:

It Is Well,

It Is Well With My Soul”

Carl H.

Carl Profile Image

Meaning of picture
My favorite way to relax.

People say I look like
Batman.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
wine tasting.

I finally
learned how to put kids toys together in a reasonable period of time.

I will
get back to playing golf on a regular basis.

Favorite joke
anything from Bobby Slayton.

Favorite pickup line
I’m married. I forgot all of those.

Favorite Movie
Godfather.

My parents always nag me about
Making my bed – nothing changes.

Favorite Quote
“A Champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning….”

Joe M.

Joe Profile Image

Meaning of picture
I’m referred to as the mad scientist around our office, always experimenting with new ideas, creating results and quite honestly a little bit crazy.

People say I look like
Seth Myers and Casey Affleck

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
at home spending quality time with my Labrador Rocky!

I finally
realized how important nap time was as a kid.

I will
eventually visit Catalina Island (I’m a California Native).

Favorite joke
Taxes.

Favorite pickup line
“Do you like bacon?”

Favorite Movie
Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers.

My parents always nag me about
nothing, I’m the favorite.

Favorite Quote
“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” – George Bernard Shaw

Michael W.

Michael Profile Image

Meaning of picture
Call me. The story is too long to write here.

People say I look like
The Jedi lovechild of Denzel Washington and Paul Walker.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
fishing San Clemente Island.

I finally
acquired a taste for mustard.

I will
learn a trick to remember people’s names.

Favorite joke
What do my car keys and I have in common? We’re both “my keys”

Favorite pickup line
If I had a soccer ball, would you kick it with me?

Favorite Movie
Dumb & Dumber, Star Wars, Amistad, 300.

My parents always nag me about
not calling them enough.

Favorite Quote
“Don’t wish things were easier. Strive to be better. Don’t wish for fewer problems. Strive for more skill. Don’t wish for fewer challenges. Strive for more wisdom. Either modify your dreams or magnify your skills.”

Rebekah B.

Bekah Profile Image

Meaning of picture
I love the ocean, sunsets, and riding waves. It represents freedom, a challenge and fun!

People say I look like
My boss says January Jones, but I think there was vodka in his water bottle.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
On a road trip to some random faraway place or an unknown adventure

I finally
know how to snowboard

I will
never sky dive. Surprised you all, huh?

Favorite joke
This blonde wife decides that she is going to paint the house while her husband is at work. The next day she grabs a brush and starts painting. Her husband gets back from work that evening and finds his wife lying on the living room floor in a pool of sweat, wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat. He asks her if she is okay and why she has a fur coat on over her ski jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said…”FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”

Favorite pickup line
“I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”

Favorite Movie
This is not a movie – it is better than a movie – Game of Thrones.

My parents always nag me about
Why I had to move so far away

Favorite Quote
“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the decision that something is more important than fear”. -Ambrose Redmoon

Sean M.

Sean Profile Image

Meaning of picture
Polar bears are symbols of strength and power. Although often pictured as playful animals, they’re world class hunters at heart. Stay strong like a Polar Bear & never go hungry.

People say I look like
Mickey Rourke as the Ram in The Wrestler.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
sleeping.

I finally
talked my wife into letting me go somewhere without her.

I will
climb Mount Rainier.

Favorite joke
“Did you know the Dallas Cowboys had a 12-5 season this year? 12 arrests and 5 convictions.”

Favorite pickup line
Do you work for NASA? Because you’re outta this world.

Favorite Movie
Wall Street

My parents always nag me about
investing more in my future.

Favorite Quote
“If you want to understand how a lion hunts don’t go to the zoo. Go to the jungle.” – Jim Stengel, CMO of P&G.