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Our Team of Consultants is an eclectic cornucopia of marketers — mothers and fathers, husbands  and wives, college grads and MBA’s, surfers, church-goers, athletes, comedians (and some who think they are comedians) and musicians. Our common bond is that we like to help people succeed.

Click the images below to get to know each of us a little better. We’re all so good looking that we decided not to use head-shots. It would be unfair to our competitors. Seriously, you’d fall in love with us at first sight. We’d get sued for monopolizing the industry.

Alana L.

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Bekah B.

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Carl H.

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Joe M.

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Michael W.

Connor D.

Brandon C.

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Sean M.

Ally V.

Ally V.

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Alana L.

Meaning of picture
South Coast Plaza on the horse ranch – a perfect combination!

People say I look like
A pretty version of my brother.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
Shopping at South Coast Plaza, snowboarding, or at the beach with my husband and dog.

I finally
Have a dog, and I will never not have a dog again!

I will
Own a horse ranch in Colorado.

Favorite joke
A man told his friend: “My wife only has two complaints: nothing to wear and not enough closet space.”

Favorite pickup line
In my personal experience, the best pick up line is the one not said.

Favorite Movie
Caddyshack (comedy), The Count of Monte Cristo (drama), North Shore (cult classic).

My parents always nag me about
There is not enough room on this website to list everything my Mom nags me about. The list is infinite and growing daily!

Favorite Quote
“How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.” – Coco Chanel

Bekah B.

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Meaning of picture
I love the ocean, sunsets, and riding waves. It represents freedom, a challenge and fun!

People say I look like
My boss says January Jones, but I think there was vodka in his water bottle.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
On a road trip to some random faraway place or an unknown adventure

I finally
know how to snowboard

I will
never sky dive. Surprised you all, huh?

Favorite joke
This blonde wife decides that she is going to paint the house while her husband is at work. The next day she grabs a brush and starts painting. Her husband gets back from work that evening and finds his wife lying on the living room floor in a pool of sweat, wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat. He asks her if she is okay and why she has a fur coat on over her ski jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said…”FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”

Favorite pickup line
“I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”

Favorite Movie
This is not a movie – it is better than a movie – Game of Thrones.

My parents always nag me about
Why I had to move so far away

Favorite Quote
“You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the things you think you cannot do.”

Carl H.

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Meaning of picture
My favorite way to relax.

People say I look like
Batman.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
wine tasting.

I finally
learned how to put kids toys together in a reasonable period of time.

I will
get back to playing golf on a regular basis.

Favorite joke
anything from Bobby Slayton.

Favorite pickup line
I’m married. I forgot all of those.

Favorite Movie
Godfather.

My parents always nag me about
Making my bed – nothing changes.

Favorite Quote
“A Champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning….”

Joe M.

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Meaning of picture
I’m referred to as the mad scientist around our office, always experimenting with new ideas, creating results and quite honestly a little bit crazy.

People say I look like
Seth Myers and Casey Affleck

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
at home spending quality time with my Labrador Rocky!

I finally
realized how important nap time was as a kid.

I will
eventually visit Catalina Island (I’m a California Native).

Favorite joke
Taxes.

Favorite pickup line
“Do you like bacon?”

Favorite Movie
Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers.

My parents always nag me about
nothing, I’m the favorite.

Favorite Quote
“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” – George Bernard Shaw

Michael W.

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Meaning of picture
Call me. The story is too long to write here.

People say I look like
The Jedi lovechild of Denzel Washington and Paul Walker.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
fishing San Clemente Island.

I finally
acquired a taste for mustard.

I will
learn a trick to remember people’s names.

Favorite joke
What do my car keys and I have in common? We’re both “my keys”

Favorite pickup line
If I had a soccer ball, would you kick it with me?

Favorite Movie
Dumb & Dumber, Star Wars, Amistad, 300.

My parents always nag me about
not calling them enough.

Favorite Quote
“Don’t wish things were easier. Strive to be better. Don’t wish for fewer problems. Strive for more skill. Don’t wish for fewer challenges. Strive for more wisdom. Either modify your dreams or magnify your skills.”

CONNOR D.

Meaning of picture:
I’m wildly influenced and motivated by the aesthetics of my environment and Simon Bailly’s retrofuture art style is a near perfect aesthetic.

People say I look like:
Aaron Taylor-Johnson (or at least that’s what my coworkers said when I asked [I had to Google him])

When I call in “sick,” I’m really:
Sick. I would never fake an illness in order to stay in bed watching movies all day. Literally have never done that before…

I finally:
Quit hockey and moved back to sunny Southern California.

I will:
Try to stop passing off existentially charged and self deprecating commentary about my own existence as jokes.

Favorite joke:
Trying to find meaning in life while dealing with the banal repetition of day in, day out tasks. Oh no, I did it again…

Favorite pickup line:
Pointing to an empty part of the room and saying “My friend over there thinks you’re cute” and proceeding to indiscriminately sprint to the spot you were pointing at.

Favorite Movie:
Interstellar, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Django Unchained. Picking one isn’t happening. 

My parents always nag me about:
Leaving my lights on. It’s a bad habit. I’m working on it.

Favorite Quote:
“The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” – Albert Camus

Brandon C.

Meaning of picture
My escape.

People say I look like
Jesse MetCalfe.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
just golfing.

I finally
learned how to play spades.

I will
go to Bologna in the next 5 years.

Favorite joke
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese.

Favorite pickup line
Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.

Favorite Movie
The Big Lebowski

My parents always nag me about
calling them more often.

Favorite Quote
“The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running.”

Sean M.

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Meaning of picture
Polar bears are symbols of strength and power. Although often pictured as playful animals, they’re world class hunters at heart. Stay strong like a Polar Bear & never go hungry.

People say I look like
Mickey Rourke as the Ram in The Wrestler.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
sleeping.

I finally
talked my wife into letting me go somewhere without her.

I will
climb Mount Rainier.

Favorite joke
“Did you know the Dallas Cowboys had a 12-5 season this year? 12 arrests and 5 convictions.”

Favorite pickup line
Do you work for NASA? Because you’re outta this world.

Favorite Movie
Wall Street

My parents always nag me about
investing more in my future.

Favorite Quote
“If you want to understand how a lion hunts don’t go to the zoo. Go to the jungle.” – Jim Stengel, CMO of P&G.

Ally V.

Ally V.

Meaning of picture
An image from the show that established my sense of humor.

People say I look like
Anna Kendrick but I don’t see it.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
Feeling guilty.

I finally
Took ping-pong lessons.

I will
Keep trying new things.

Favorite joke
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Favorite pickup line
I lost my number, can I have yours?

Favorite Movie
Everything, Everywhere All At Once, Palm Springs, We Are The Millers… I can keep going.

My parents always nag me about
Not eating ladylike.

Favorite Quote
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” – Albert Einstein

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