Meaning of picture:
People say I look like:
David Beckham… It was worth a shot.
When I call in “sick,” I’m really:
Sick or watching Game of Thrones (or both).
Downloaded Snapchat. Instant regret.
Never stop being a student.
Everything from George Carlin.
Favorite pickup line:
“Hi, I’m Spencer.”
Star Wars. All of them. Even Attack of the Clones.
My parents always nag me about:
Anything that has nothing to do with them.
“The best marketing strategy ever: Care.” –Gary Vaynerchuk