Meaning of picture
I love the ocean, sunsets, and riding waves. It represents freedom, a challenge and fun!
People say I look like
My boss says January Jones, but I think there was vodka in his water bottle.
When I call in “sick,” I’m really
On a road trip to some random faraway place or an unknown adventure
know how to snowboard
never sky dive. Surprised you all, huh?
This blonde wife decides that she is going to paint the house while her husband is at work. The next day she grabs a brush and starts painting. Her husband gets back from work that evening and finds his wife lying on the living room floor in a pool of sweat, wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat. He asks her if she is okay and why she has a fur coat on over her ski jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said…”FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”
Favorite pickup line
“I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”
This is not a movie – it is better than a movie – Game of Thrones.
My parents always nag me about
Why I had to move so far away
“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the decision that something is more important than fear”. -Ambrose Redmoon