gary d.

Meaning of picture
It is a dog.

People say I look like
John Goodman.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really

I finally
have a wife and kid.

I will
have achieved total consciousness on my death bed, so I got that going for me.

Favorite joke
Knock Knock Q: Who’s there? A: Boo Q: Boo who? A: Why are you crying? (Ok that’s my daughter’s fave)

Favorite pickup line
You’re rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

Favorite Movie
Caddyshack (obviously).

My parents always nag me about
cleaning my room.

Favorite Quote
“A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.”