Meaning of picture
It is a dog.
People say I look like
When I call in “sick,” I’m really
have a wife and kid.
have achieved total consciousness on my death bed, so I got that going for me.
Knock Knock Q: Who’s there? A: Boo Q: Boo who? A: Why are you crying? (Ok that’s my daughter’s fave)
Favorite pickup line
You’re rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.
My parents always nag me about
cleaning my room.
“A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.”