david b.

Meaning of picture
I’m a sax player and I can relate to Zoot’s cool “blueness”.

People say I look like
Justin Beiber.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really

I finally
understand the secrets of the universe.

I will
use the “The Force” if necessary.

Favorite joke
Me trying to remember a joke.

Favorite pickup line
“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

Favorite Movie
Faith Like Potatoes.

My parents always nag me about
getting check-ups at the doctor.

Favorite Quote
“There is no labor from which most people shrink as they do from that of sustained and consecutive thought; it is the hardest work in the world.” – Wallace D. Wattles