brandon c.

Meaning of picture
My escape.

People say I look like
Jesse MetCalfe.

When I call in “sick,” I’m really
just golfing.

I finally
learned how to play spades.

I will
go to Bologna in the next 5 years.

Favorite joke
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese.

Favorite pickup line
Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.

Favorite Movie
The Big Lebowski

My parents always nag me about
calling them more often.

Favorite Quote
“The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running.”