Meaning of picture
People say I look like
When I call in “sick,” I’m really
learned how to play spades.
go to Bologna in the next 5 years.
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese.
Favorite pickup line
Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.
The Big Lebowski
My parents always nag me about
calling them more often.
“The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running.”