MEET THE NETT SOLUTIONS TEAM

Our Team of Consultants is an eclectic cornucopia of marketers — mothers and fathers, husbands  and wives, college grads and MBA’s, surfers, church-goers, athletes, comedians (and some who think they are comedians) and musicians. Our common bond is that we like to help people succeed.

Click the images below to get to know each of us a little better. We’re all so good looking that we decided not to use head-shots. It would be unfair to our competitors. Seriously, you’d fall in love with us at first sight. We’d get sued for monopolizing the industry.

  • Abigail C.

    Abigail C.

    abigail c.

    Meaning of picture
    First, I love street art—there’s something so provocative about its impermanence and solidarity. Second, I love the street artist, Banksy—here he is depicting two grannies sewing really hardcore sweaters lol. And finally, I absolutely love contradictions—they make life completely interesting!

    People say I look like
    I’m still in high school.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    dreaming about what kinds of foods to eat once I have my appetite back.

    I finally
    went bungee jumping!!

    I will
    backpack in Southeast Asia.

    Favorite joke
    “I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.” (Will Ferrell’s fake tweets)

    Favorite pickup line
    “you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line”

    Favorite Movie
    Amelie, Little Miss Sunshine, and LOTR.

    My parents always nag me about
    slouching.

    Favorite Quote
    “All their life in this world and all their adventures in Narnia had only been the cover and the title page: now at last they were beginning Chapter One of the Great Story which no one on earth has read: which goes on forever: in which every chapter is better than the one before.” (C.S. Lewis, “The Last Battle”)

  • Alana L.

    Alana L.

    alana l.

    Meaning of picture
    South Coast Plaza on the horse ranch – a perfect combination!

    People say I look like
    A pretty version of my brother.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    Shopping at South Coast Plaza, snowboarding, or at the beach with my husband and dog.

    I finally
    Have a dog, and I will never not have a dog again!

    I will
    Own a horse ranch in Colorado.

    Favorite joke
    A man told his friend: “My wife only has two complaints: nothing to wear and not enough closet space.”

    Favorite pickup line
    In my personal experience, the best pick up line is the one not said.

    Favorite Movie
    Caddyshack (comedy), The Count of Monte Cristo (drama), North Shore (cult classic).

    My parents always nag me about
    There is not enough room on this website to list everything my Mom nags me about. The list is infinite and growing daily!

    Favorite Quote
    “How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.” – Coco Chanel

  • Bekah B.

    Bekah B.

    bekah b.

    Meaning of picture
    I love the ocean, sunsets, and riding waves. It represents freedom, a challenge and fun!

    People say I look like
    My boss says January Jones, but I think there was vodka in his water bottle.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    On a road trip to some random faraway place or an unknown adventure

    I finally
    know how to snowboard

    I will
    never sky dive. Surprised you all, huh?

    Favorite joke
    This blonde wife decides that she is going to paint the house while her husband is at work. The next day she grabs a brush and starts painting. Her husband gets back from work that evening and finds his wife lying on the living room floor in a pool of sweat, wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat. He asks her if she is okay and why she has a fur coat on over her ski jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said…”FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”

    Favorite pickup line
    “I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”

    Favorite Movie
    This is not a movie – it is better than a movie – Game of Thrones.

    My parents always nag me about
    Why I had to move so far away

    Favorite Quote
    “Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the decision that something is more important than fear”. -Ambrose Redmoon

  • Brandon C.

    Brandon C.

    brandon c.

    Meaning of picture
    my escape.

    People say I look like
    Jesse MetCalfe.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    just golfing.

    I finally
    learned how to play spades.

    I will
    go to Bologna in the next 5 years.

    Favorite joke
    What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese.

    Favorite pickup line
    Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.

    Favorite Movie
    The Big Lebowski

    My parents always nag me about
    calling them more often.

    Favorite Quote
    “The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running.”

  • Carl H.

    Carl H.

    carl h.

    Meaning of picture
    My favorite way to relax.

    People say I look like
    Batman.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    wine tasting.

    I finally
    learned how to put kids toys together in a reasonable period of time.

    I will
    get back to playing golf on a regular basis.

    Favorite joke
    anything from Bobby Slayton.

    Favorite pickup line
    I’m married. I forgot all of those.

    Favorite Movie
    Godfather.

    My parents always nag me about
    Making my bed – nothing changes.

    Favorite Quote
    “A Champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning….”

  • Chris O.

    Chris O.

    chris o.

    Meaning of picture
    We kill the competition & look good at the same time!

    People say I look like
    the Asian Will Smith.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    trying to catch the first flight home from where ever!

    I finally
    figured out why cool people don’t go out till late at night…

    I will
    soon visit the mythical island of Florianopolis, Brazil.

    Favorite joke
    Q: What did Shaq say when he heard of Kobe’s infidelity? A: Kobe making a pass? She must be lying!

    Favorite pickup line
    Don’t I know you from…?

    Favorite Movie
    Home Alone.

    My parents always nag me about
    moving back to the Bay Area.

    Favorite Quote
    “Veni, vidi, vici” “I came, I saw, I conquered.”

  • David B.

    David B.

    david b.

    Meaning of picture
    I’m a sax player and I can relate to Zoot’s cool “blueness”.

    People say I look like
    Justin Beiber.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    sick.

    I finally
    understand the secrets of the universe.

    I will
    use the “The Force” if necessary.

    Favorite joke
    Me trying to remember a joke.

    Favorite pickup line
    “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

    Favorite Movie
    Faith Like Potatoes.

    My parents always nag me about
    getting check-ups at the doctor.

    Favorite Quote
    “There is no labor from which most people shrink as they do from that of sustained and consecutive thought; it is the hardest work in the world.” – Wallace D. Wattles

  • Garrick G.

    Garrick G.

    garrick g.

    Meaning of picture
    Caricature my father (Prince of Pinot) created for his wine ratings website.

    People say I look like
    Adam Levine from Maroon Five.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    playing tennis or poolside with an umbrella drink.

    I finally
    went on a cruise ship.

    I will
    get an Australian Shepherd dog someday and name it Kobe.

    Favorite joke
    Why don’t more Irish men become lawyers… because they have trouble passing the bar!

    Favorite pickup line
    Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.

    Favorite Movie
    The Last Of The Mohicans.

    My parents always nag me about
    washing their house windows when I visit.

    Favorite Quote
    “The Only Risk In Life Is Not Taking One.”

  • Gary D.

    Gary D.

    gary d.

    Meaning of picture
    It is a dog.

    People say I look like
    John Goodman.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    sick.

    I finally
    have absolutely nothing that I want.

    I will
    have achieved total consciousness on my death bed, so I got that going for me.

    Favorite joke
    Q: What is the main reason for divorce? A: Marriage.

    Favorite pickup line
    You’re rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

    Favorite Movie
    Caddyshack (obviously).

    My parents always nag me about
    cleaning my room.

    Favorite Quote
    “A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.”

  • Grace K.

    Grace K.

    grace k.

    Meaning of picture
    I love the beautiful skies, which represent the endless possibilities of life. Mostly, I have a wanderlust desire to travel the world!

    People say I look like
    my mother.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    sleeping in with my dog or at the airport catching a flight home!

    I finally
    will be an auntie!

    I will
    travel the world and run a marathon!

    Favorite joke
    Any Kevin Hart joke.

    Favorite pickup line
    “It’s gonna be legend…wait for it…(and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!”

    Favorite Movie
    The Dark Knight

    My parents always nag me about
    everything you can think of!

    Favorite Quote
    “Let your dreams be bigger than your fears, your actions louder than your words, and your faith stronger than your feelings”

  • Greg G.

    Greg G.

    greg g.

    Meaning of picture
    This is the course I played on my honeymoon and two subsequent family trips. I have some of the greatest memories from these trips. I work hard so that I can go back and create more memories.

    People say I look like
    John Travolta

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    spending time with my daughter.

    I finally
    enrolled to get my MBA.

    I will
    one day compete in a triathlon.

    Favorite joke
    A magician was driving down the road, then he turned into a drive way.

    Favorite pickup line
    Happily married so don’t need them.

    Favorite Movie
    Anything with Will Ferrell.

    My parents always nag me about
    my wife and I giving them more grandkids.

    Favorite Quote
    “I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” – Michael Jordan

  • Joe M.

    Joe M.

    joe m.

    Meaning of picture
    I will continue to strive on a daily basis to be the anchor in all my relationships; keeping things strong, secure and steadfast.

    People say I look like
    Seth Myers and Casey Affleck

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    at home spending quality time with my wife and playing fetch with our labrador, Rocky.

    I finally
    realized how important nap time was as a kid.

    I will
    eventually visit Catalina Island (I’m a California Native).

    Favorite joke
    Taxes.

    Favorite pickup line
    “Hey honey, can you pass me the remote.”

    Favorite Movie
    Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers.

    My parents always nag me about
    nothing, I’m the favorite.

    Favorite Quote
    “The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” – George Bernard Shaw

  • Michael W.

    Michael W.

    michael w.

    Meaning of picture
    Call me. The story is too long to write here.

    People say I look like
    The Jedi lovechild of Denzel Washington and Paul Walker.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    fishing San Clemente Island.

    I finally
    acquired a taste for mustard.

    I will
    learn a trick to remember people’s names.

    Favorite joke
    What do my car keys and I have in common? We’re both “my keys”

    Favorite pickup line
    If I had a soccer ball, would you kick it with me?

    Favorite Movie
    Dumb & Dumber, Star Wars, Amistad, 300.

    My parents always nag me about
    not calling them enough.

    Favorite Quote
    “Don’t wish things were easier. Strive to be better. Don’t wish for fewer problems. Strive for more skill. Don’t wish for fewer challenges. Strive for more wisdom. Either modify your dreams or magnify your skills.”

  • Ray B.

    Ray B.

    ray b.

    Meaning of picture
    I think I used to be a Jazz Musician in my past life.

    People say I look like
    Boris Kudjoe.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    @ the Gym or Hanging out with my Kids!!

    I finally
    put the Soda down.

    I will
    leave my mark in the world.

    Favorite joke
    I don’t play or joke around.

    Favorite pickup line
    It’s not your beauty…it’s your booty.

    Favorite Movie
    Return of the Jedi.

    My parents always nag me about
    Being too skinny when I’m fit and healthy.

    Favorite Quote
    “We have one life; it soon will be past; what we do for God is all that will last.”

  • Ron D.

    Ron D.

    ron d.

    Meaning of picture
    Go Packers!

    People say I look like
    Jason Statham (if you squint real hard…Maybe?)

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    sick… Seriously, daytime TV sucks. I’d rather be here at work.

    I finally
    rearranged my sock drawer. I wonder where all those missing socks go?

    I will
    succeed where others have failed, or given up.

    Favorite joke
    What do a wrecked car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common? — Neither has a title!

    Favorite pickup line
    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice — Hi, I’m Ron…

    Favorite Movie
    So I Married an Axe Murderer

    My parents always nag me about
    when will I settle down and get married.

    Favorite Quote
    “Failure is only an opportunity to begin again more intelligently.” – Henry Ford

  • Sean M.

    Sean M.

    sean m.

    Meaning of picture
    Polar bears are symbols of strength and power. Although often pictured as playful animals, they’re world class hunters at heart. Stay strong like a Polar Bear & never go hungry.

    People say I look like
    Mickey Rourke as the Ram in The Wrestler.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    sleeping.

    I finally
    talked my wife into letting me go somewhere without her.

    I will
    climb Mount Rainier.

    Favorite joke
    “Did you know the Dallas Cowboys had a 12-5 season this year? 12 arrests and 5 convictions.”

    Favorite pickup line
    Do you work for NASA? Because you’re outta this world.

    Favorite Movie
    Wall Street

    My parents always nag me about
    investing more in my future.

    Favorite Quote
    “If you want to understand how a lion hunts don’t go to the zoo. Go to the jungle.” – Jim Stengel, CMO of P&G.

  • Somer M.

    Somer M.

    somer m.

    Meaning of picture
    Music is the universal language.

    People say I look like
    my father.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    I’d love to say checking out a solid summer time south swell…but…where’s that vitamin c?

    I finally
    started exercising more.

    I will
    race the Baja 1000.

    Favorite joke
    “What’s the difference between a musician and a mutual fund? One will eventually mature and make some money.”

    Favorite pickup line
    Does telling my kids to pick up their toys count?

    Favorite Movie
    The Endless Summer

    My parents always nag me about
    Doing their yard work.

    Favorite Quote
    “Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal”. -Henry Ford

  • Steven L.

    Steven L.

    steven l.

    Meaning of picture
    Freedom!

    People say I look like
    Paul Newman and Moe, Larry and Curley.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    golfing at Pelican Hill.

    I finally
    tried a restaurant that doesn’t serve Italian food.

    I will
    eventually break 80 on the golf course.

    Favorite joke
    I asked my wife. “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been before!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”

    Favorite pickup line
    “How You Doin?” (Have to say it like Joey from the TV show, Friends)

    Favorite Movie(s)
    Goodfellas, When Harry met Sally

    My parents always nag me about
    moving away from New York.

    Favorite Quote
    “Live Simply, Give More, Expect Less.”

  • Sy H.

    Sy H.

    sy h.

    Meaning of picture
    Seeing your business grow makes me happy!

    People say I look like
    Jack Black.

    When I call in “sick,” I’m really
    going to return your call right away.

    I finally
    have my son in college.

    I will
    strive to meet your business goals.

    Favorite joke
    Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Cuz they taste funny.

    Favorite pickup line
    Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

    Favorite Movie
    It’s a Wonderful Life

    My parents always nag me about
    coming over for dinner.

    Favorite Quote
    “If you love what you do, it’s not called work.”

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